Ah Meester Bond, now I have you. Prepare to die!
I don't think so Blofeld. This is the Audi A8 L Security company car that Q gave me. It's equipped with Armaride armour, special alloys and hot-formed steel to give it VR9 protection levels, so your military-spec rifle and handguns won't be able to get me.
And this grenade?
Nope, I'm protected against splinters as long as I'm in here.
Bah! I shall find a way around such things. You can't even call for help, my dear Meester Bond.
That's where you're wrong. There's an armoured communications box in the boot and an intercom so I can talk to people outside the car. Plus I could have picked options like a fire suppression system or Audi's emergency exit system, which blows the doors off with explosive bolts should I need to escape.
You won't get away from me this time, 007. I have powerful cars that can chase after you.
Wrong again Blofeld. I've got the choice of a 435hp, 600Nm twin-turbo V8 petrol engine or a 500hp, 650Nm W12 turbo engine and thanks to quattro four-wheel drive, I can make a quick getaway any time I choose. Plus, I can carry 600kg of weight, so I could fit Pussy Galore and all her Flying Circus in here if I needed to.
Just one detail you forgot Meester Bond. Your emergency run-flat tyres limit your top speed to a mere 135mph. This is going to be the shortest car chase in history! Wu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Oh. Bugger...
Neil Briscoe - 8 Sep 2015